"Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient."
Russell Brand (via fu11metal)
Tumbling my way through a mid life crisis.
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh, erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can’t you just see it? Don’t dream it, be it.
Countdown to Halloween → The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind